Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Football Freaks - freak out, just freak out!





Super Bowl is fun, football is great!
SPLAT is Great FUN!
Check out the animations and silliness. Watch crazy half-time shows in one click. Don't wait till Sunday, enjoy the craziness now. Go Football Freaks Go! Smash mouth talking Tom Brady is running the game with his mouth.

Tom, "I got better looking woman then both Manning boys, eat that. I win, I always win." Out of control tongue from the Patriots, off the field action. Let's keep it on the field boys, or in the bedroom.
CLICK for MADNESS
Tom Brady believes he is better, we watches better porn then Eli Manning. Brady can toss the football down field and chew gum at the same time, he's a pro. Go Football Freaks Go!
More fun from Planet Splat! More weirdness from Planet Splat! More Football please, more football.
Click to Watch! "Two Ton Tit Halftime Show"
Holy Halftime Show that is one big Two Ton Tit. Enjoy the size of the Monster Show. A Tit the size of a house, that is more then a handful. Go Football Freaks Go!

Kelly will sing. Kelly Clarkson will open the Super Bowl... she has come a long way from American Idol..... Don't forget the words Kelly.

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Margarita Madness on Wheel of Fotune. Drunks play games.

Pat Sajak drunk behind the wheel!
The wheel goes round and round, and a round. I'll take a vowel, and make it a double. Win on "The Wheel of Fortune" and Pat will ask if your buying the next round.
LAUGH WITH US AT SPLAT!
Satire - Pat Sajak drunk hosting game showPlanet Splat laughs at the drunken wildness of Pat Sajak. Ohhhh... the hangover. Let's get this game over before happy hour ends. Vanna stop spinning those letters so fast... the room is beginning to spin out of control. Vanna, I'm going to get sick.
Planet Splat - silly satire - funny videos - weird art - crazy cartoons.
Try a short SPLAT animation
Attack of the Two Ton Tit
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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Blood Sex & Zombies - The Party is HERE!

Wild Fun as the DEAD Detective takes aim at the evil corporation.  Watch as a sexy woman in desperate need of help comes to the DEAD Detective, her brother is in great danger.... the zombie detective is on the case as her brother is beaten nearly to death.

WATCH "The Blame Game"
View the short animations
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Check out the FUN!
SPLAT is wild in 2012.  New Videos - Original Art - Eye popping Fun
The DEAD Detective has more videos.... watch on youtube on Planet Splat.

Friday, January 20, 2012

You can't take in with you!

The DEAD Detective in "Confessions". William must come to terms with his own death as he battles villians from the mob. The zombie detective chews his way through this fun wild case. With humor and fun this short video is the first in the series.

VIEWER ALERT: Watch for the sexy woman holding the knife. She really cuts into him, but it takes more than deadly beauty to stop this detective.
Click and watch this episode: I AM DEAD : The DEAD Detective

Meet William Ray, the DEAD Detective, and Jen, his sexy lady friend. He only wants to be with her, to take her into his arms, but he is dead. He must move on...

This production is made in Photoshop with stop-animation. The effect is nice, there is a choppy dirty feel to the production. The simple animation adds to the old style detective story. Film-Noir with splashes of weird humor.

Planet Splat produced this production with OceanView Arts. It is worth a viewing, maybe even two.

ZOMBIE'S ARE GREAT, And watching them eat makes me hungry. :)

Three ways to get on the bad side of the DEAD Detective; ONE work for the evil corporation that milks good hard-working people, TWO live for money and greed, and THREE get in his way. You don't want to do any or you'll find yourself dead.

The devil is in the details, watch the detective work his magic and feast on the bad guys. Bloody fun!  Film-noir with bite! :-)  Blood Good Fun - The DEAD Detective by Planet Splat.

Planet Splat presents Crime Fighting Zombie

The DEAD Detective - Film Noir
Enjoy the video and art. Send your comments to: infoplanetsplat@gmail.com.

The DEAD Detective is an original story by John Dolan. A tale of blood, suspense and good old fun.



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MORE SILLINESS - MORE VIDEOS on SPLAT
WATCH the TWO TON TIT.  Humor at it's best.
A gainst tit takes over the city, no one is safe!  Run from the Tit or DIE!

BE GOOD!