Dark Stories - Dark Times - Dark character - dark splat.
See the Evil - View the Horror - Witness the Madness
Short stories of chaos run wild
Splat presents strange shorts - humor and horror
View Killer Rocks (1 minute) - blood and screams fill the screen as these strange rocks become killers. Watch more, as the Zombie Detective hunts down the greedy. And don't miss the Witch as she steals a living beating heart in THE LAST WITCH.
This Detective will not stay dead, he will find the greedy, he will hunt evil. The DEAD Detective will not rest until those that cause pain suffer. Those that are against him, will know death.
The DEAD Detective presented by Planet Splat. A series of shorts, sexy, bloody, film noir - The Dead Detective.
Planet Splat the home of the "TWO TON TIT" and other great video shorts. See the Biggest Tit in the world as it attacks. Weird and Wild - "The Two Ton Tit"
NFL Football Freaks, Oh what a beautiful DAY!
Gather round as Tom and Eli come together for the rematch of the century....
Football was never this interesting and fun, wild and crazy. Tom Brady hates hotels in Buffalo, NY ---Eli Manning's wife won't let him go near hotels in Buffalo. It's all out of control.
Let the game begin.
Check out the animations and silliness. Watch crazy half-time shows in one click. Don't wait till Sunday, enjoy the craziness now. Go Football Freaks Go! Smash mouth talking Tom Brady is running the game with his mouth.
Tom, "I got better looking woman then both Manning boys, eat that. I win, I always win." Out of control tongue from the Patriots, off the field action. Let's keep it on the field boys, or in the bedroom.CLICK for MADNESS
Tom Brady believes he is better, we watches better porn then Eli Manning. Brady can toss the football down field and chew gum at the same time, he's a pro. Go Football Freaks Go!
More fun from Planet Splat! More weirdness from Planet Splat! More Football please, more football.
Click to Watch!"Two Ton TitHalftime Show"
Holy Halftime Show that is one big Two Ton Tit. Enjoy the size of the Monster Show. A Tit the size of a house, that is more then a handful.Go Football Freaks Go!
Kelly will sing. Kelly Clarkson will open the Super Bowl... she has come a long way from American Idol..... Don't forget the words Kelly.
The wheel goes round and round, and a round. I'll take a vowel, and make it a double. Win on "The Wheel of Fortune" and Pat will ask if your buying the next round.
LAUGH WITH US AT SPLAT!
Satire - Pat Sajak drunk hosting game showPlanet Splat laughs at the drunken wildness of Pat Sajak. Ohhhh... the hangover. Let's get this game over before happy hour ends. Vanna stop spinning those letters so fast... the room is beginning to spin out of control. Vanna, I'm going to get sick.
Wild Fun as the DEAD Detective takes aim at the evil corporation. Watch as a sexy woman in desperate need of help comes to the DEAD Detective, her brother is in great danger.... the zombie detective is on the case as her brother is beaten nearly to death.
The DEAD Detective in "Confessions". William must come to terms with his own death as he battles villians from the mob. The zombie detective chews his way through this fun wild case. With humor and fun this short video is the first in the series.
VIEWER ALERT: Watch for the sexy woman holding the knife. She really cuts into him, but it takes more than deadly beauty to stop this detective.
Click and watch this episode: I AM DEAD : The DEAD Detective
Meet William Ray, the DEAD Detective, and Jen, his sexy lady friend. He only wants to be with her, to take her into his arms, but he is dead. He must move on...
This production is made in Photoshop with stop-animation. The effect is nice, there is a choppy dirty feel to the production. The simple animation adds to the old style detective story. Film-Noir with splashes of weird humor.
Planet Splat produced this production with OceanView Arts. It is worth a viewing, maybe even two.
ZOMBIE'S ARE GREAT, And watching them eat makes me hungry. :)
Three ways to get on the bad side of the DEAD Detective; ONE work for the evil corporation that milks good hard-working people, TWO live for money and greed, and THREE get in his way. You don't want to do any or you'll find yourself dead.
The devil is in the details, watch the detective work his magic and feast on the bad guys. Bloody fun! Film-noir with bite! :-) Blood Good Fun - The DEAD Detective by Planet Splat.
